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I should call this something better than contact form but it makes me laugh. So please, contact me using the contact form.


Joseph learned to kayak while exploring the wild rivers around his home in the Highlands of Scotland. He grew up in a castle (not true) and spent his childhood chasing around haggis (also not true).


If you have a favourite kayaking place near to New Orleans, I would love to hear about it! Send any information - location, what makes it great and pictures to:



I'm not responsible for anything, ever.